This is a bit different from our usual entries. This recipe is based on an actual recipe created when it was impossible to find a recipe that provided a slow cooked beef curry without coriander, yogurt and most important store-bought curry sauce or paste. And, yes, one of us was in a bad temper when they prepared this curry.
Important Preparation
To begin this meal you must wake up in a reasonable mood. This is important. It helps if the last 6 months have been extremely stressful and you have decided to put this behind you and have a pleasant, productive day.
The next really important thing is to go to some appliance/piece of technology you use regularly, like a computer, car, drill or microwave. When you attempt to use it, it must fail for some stupid reason. Please note: it cannot be broken but will require at least half an hour to an hours effort to restore it to working order and it should have done the same thing in the last week.
To complete the setup you now need to go shopping for fruit and vegetables on a busy Saturday morning at a popular place where most people own 4 wheel drives and know the right fashion items to wear to this exclusive event. You are dressed to keep warm from the biting wind. Make certain while there to let people push in front of you and trap you near the broccoli while they chatter about sport or a party they attended. Do not try to ask them to move. You are wearing the wrong clothes. You will be ignored.
On arriving home unpack and wrestle with the limited space in the vegetable bin in the fridge while others stand around watching. Sigh and leave some of the vegetables in the other part of the already crowded fridge. Place ‘Cleaning the fridge’ on your mental list of things to do. Do not try to locate the top of the mental list. Place make a written list of the mental list on the mental list. That will solve everything (in an alternate universe perhaps).
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